I’m pretty shocked you made it to this page

You must be a real sleuthy type. The kind that likes mystery novels (Nancy Drew books were much better than the Hardy Boys, and I stand by it!). Somebody who stays through the end credits just to see if there’s an extra scene. And by golly, here she is!

Since you made it all the way here, crawling around the dust of the internet and navigating through the catacombs of my pink labyrinthian corner on the web, I’m going to give you a little treat…if you’re interested. An easter egg, if you will. 🥚

Every now and again, I suspect that I’m going to need some folks to give me some feedback about stuff I’m working on. Maybe that’s one of my year’s in review, or perhaps it’s a whole new experiment I’m running on my website. Then again, it could just be some early access to my latest projects, coupons for free stuff, or exclusive, one-time, invitation-only opportunities. You never know.

Whatever it is, I’m inviting you—yes, you—to join my super secret, extra sleuthy, very nerdy, the-only-rule-about-this-club-is-to-not-talk-about-it club. I’m kinda like Tyler Durden in that way (only less abulous). As somebody who’s willing to put a little more work in than the average person, demonstrated by you finding this easter egg in the first place, it’s the very least I can do.

Whadaya say—will you take the red pill👇 or the blue pill?